The Toothbrush Song Revisited

I'm a pink toothbrush you're a blue toothbrush have we met somewhere before?
I'm a blue toothbrush you're a pink toothbrush so what matters more?
I'm a pink toothbrush you're a blue toothbrush and you've got nowhere to go.
I'm a blue toothbrush you're a pink toothbrush and I have a flat you know.
You have a flat well fancy that you don't have a flat no more
I'm a blue toothbrush you're a pink toothbrush and I'd really like to know
Just who do you think you are?
I'm a member of the gestapo.

I'm a grey toothbrush you're a black toothbrush have we met somewhere before?
I'm a black toothbrush you're a grey toothbrush don't open up that door
I'm a grey toothbrush you're a black toothbrush but I know you from somewhere
I'm a grey toothbrush you're a black toothbrush but weren't you at that fair?
I'm a red toothbrush you're a black toothbrush and you've got nowhere to go
I'm the one who does not care
And you're no longer gestapo.

Okay, so I was feeling particularly twisted...
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