The Time of Destruction comes to Fort Joseph in style. The scattered, fragmentary reports cannot possibly all be true, with the vast array of phantasmagoric creatures and atrocities that are haltingly reported by passers-by.
But it is clear that an army that was several hundred strong has been through, and that the farm is trashed, and that someone really didn't like the 5th Alexandrian Medium Infantry, from the way that they have decorated the outbuildings with insulting comments in their entrails and capped it off with a nice sculpture of their body parts which reads "Goldilocks MIA."
The reports of the terrible destruction visited on Fort Joseph would be entirely unremarkable amongst the tidal wave of fear and horror emanating from the south of the colony, if it wasn't for the enigmatic phrase, "Goldilocks MIA." which is remarkably consistently reported as being spelled out in the remains of the unlucky inhabitants.
5th Alexandrian Medium Infantry do not report in. On investigation, it appears that the nearby Whipton Farm has been entirely trashed and insulting messages about their battle prowess are copiously daubed on outbuildings in their entrails, the rest of the corpses making up a charming sculpture which spells out "Goldilocks MIA." in limbs and dismembered torsos.
Flambard have carelessly left five men at arms lying around in Fort Joseph, so you tidy them up for them, in a suitably messy and fatal fashion.
Then you leave some insulting graffiti about how the 5th Alexandrian Medium Infantry died like little bitches, and Sweet Talk makes a charming sculpture with the remaining body parts, which reads "Goldilocks MIA."